Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday January 31, 2022

There once was a maid from Mobile Whose cunt was made of blue...
There once was a maid from Mobile Whose cunt was made of blue steel. She only got thrills From pneumatic drills And an off-centered emery wheel.

There was a young lady from Wheeling Who had a peculiar...
There was a young lady from Wheeling Who had a peculiar feeling. She laid on her back And tickled her crack And pissed all over the ceiling.

There was a young man of Devizes, Whose balls were of different...
There was a young man of Devizes, Whose balls were of different sizes. One was so small, It was nothing at all; The other took numerous prizes.

If not controlled, work will flow to the competent man until...
If not controlled, work will flow to the competent man until he submerges.

The lagging activity in a project will invariably be found...
The lagging activity in a project will invariably be found in the area where the highest overtime rates lie waiting.