Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday January 13, 2022

There was a young lady of Natchez Who chanced to be born with...
There was a young lady of Natchez Who chanced to be born with two snatches, And she often said, "Shit! Why, I'd give either tit For a man with equipment that matches." There was a young fellow named Locke Who was born with...

Q: What do you call a principal female opera singer whose...
Q: What do you call a principal female opera singer whose high C is lower than those of other principal female opera singers? A: A deep C diva.