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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday January 27, 2022


Never drink Coca-Cola in a moving elevator. The elevator's...
Never drink Coca-Cola in a moving elevator. The elevator's motion coupled with the chemicals in Coke produce hallucinations. People tend to change into lizards and attack without warning, and large bats usually fly in the window. (Additionally,...

There was a young lad name of Ward Who strung himself up with...
There was a young lad name of Ward Who strung himself up with a cord Said he, of his work (Ere the rope snapped with a jerk) "I am leaving because I am bored." - E.A. Guest

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