Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday February 11, 2022

A novice was told by the Abbot: "Consider the goat and...
A novice was told by the Abbot: "Consider the goat and the rabbit. While they roll in the hay You just stay home and pray. You've got to get out of that habit."

There once was a man from Nantucket Who kept all his cash in...
There once was a man from Nantucket Who kept all his cash in a bucket. His daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man, And as for the bucket, Nantucket. The pair of them went to Manhasset, (Nan and the man with the asset.)...