Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday May 15, 2022

There once was a man from Dunoon, Who always ate soup with...
There once was a man from Dunoon, Who always ate soup with a fork. He said "When I eat Either fish, foul or flesh, I otherwise finish too quick."

There was a man from Mich. Who used to wish and wich...
There was a man from Mich. Who used to wish and wich. That spring would come So he could bum Around and go out fich.