Humor: Worst of Fortunes for the month of September, 2006

"You've got to have a gimmick if your band sucks." ...
"You've got to have a gimmick if your band sucks." -- Gary Giddens

Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.
Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.

Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired...
Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired. -- R. Geis

A decade after Vietnam, we still cannot understand...
A decade after Vietnam, we still cannot understand why "their" Salvadorans fight better than "our" Salvadorans. It is not a matter of their training or their equipment. It has to do with the quality of the society we are asking them...

A gambler's biggest thrill is winning a bet. His next biggest...
A gambler's biggest thrill is winning a bet. His next biggest thrill is losing a bet.

Avoid cliches like the plague. They're a dime a dozen.
Avoid cliches like the plague. They're a dime a dozen.

Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to...
Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to. -- Mark Twain

PENGUINICITY!!
PENGUINICITY!!

To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.
To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.

Woke up this mornin' an' I had myself a beer, Yeah, Ah woke...
Woke up this mornin' an' I had myself a beer, Yeah, Ah woke up this mornin' an' I had myself a beer The future's uncertain and the end is always near. -- Jim Morrison, "Roadhouse Blues"