Humor: Worst of Fortunes for the month of April, 2006

Brisk talkers are usually slow thinkers. There is, indeed,...
Brisk talkers are usually slow thinkers. There is, indeed, no wild beast more to be dreaded than a communicative man having nothing to communicate. If you are civil to the voluble, they will abuse your patience; if brusque, your character...

He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself...
He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened. -- Lao Tsu

There was a young man from Brazil, And a lady who'd not take...
There was a young man from Brazil, And a lady who'd not take the pill, They lay on the sofa, And a <$H12{ot]{ok]{ob{o[]{oR{oK{oDpo~po~pot~poe~{ o!po~po~poq~ n~po_~{o[po ...

I never loved another person the way I loved myself...
I never loved another person the way I loved myself. -- Mae West

Knock, knock! Who's there? Sam and Janet...
Knock, knock! Who's there? Sam and Janet. Sam and Janet who? Sam and Janet Evening...

Knucklehead: "Knock, knock" Pee Wee: ...
Knucklehead: "Knock, knock" Pee Wee: "Who's there?" Knucklehead: "Little ol' lady." Pee Wee: "Liddle ol' lady who?" Knucklehead: "I didn't know you could yodel"

Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging? A: Take...
Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging? A: Take away his credit cards.