Humor: Worst of Fortunes for the month of February, 2006

ARIES (Mar 21 - Apr 19) You are the pioneer type...
ARIES (Mar 21 - Apr 19) You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are not very nice.

And the French medical anatomist Etienne Serres really...
And the French medical anatomist Etienne Serres really did argue that black males are primitive because the distance between their navel and penis remains small (relative to body height) throughout life, while white children begin with a small separation...

ANTONYM: The opposite of the word you're trying...
ANTONYM: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of.

I have hardly ever known a mathematician who was capable...
I have hardly ever known a mathematician who was capable of reasoning. -- Plato

Lamonte Cranston once hired a new Chinese manservant. While...
Lamonte Cranston once hired a new Chinese manservant. While describing his duties to the new man, Lamonte pointed to a bowl of candy on the coffee table and warned him that he was not to take any. Some days later, the new manservant was cleaning up,...

The one good thing about repeating your mistakes is that...
The one good thing about repeating your mistakes is that you know when to cringe.

To use violence is to already be defeated. --...
To use violence is to already be defeated. -- Chinese proverb

Worst Month of the Year: February. February has only...
Worst Month of the Year: February. February has only 28 days in it, which means that if you rent an apartment, you are paying for three full days you don't get. Try to avoid Februarys whenever possible. -- Steve...

There was a young man of Bombay Who buggered his dad once...
There was a young man of Bombay Who buggered his dad once a day. He said, "I like, rather, Fucking my father -- He's clean, and there's nothing to pay."

(defun NF (a c) (cond ((null c) () ) ((atom (car c)) ...
(defun NF (a c) (cond ((null c) () ) ((atom (car c)) (append (list (eval (list 'getchar (list (car c) 'a) (cadr c)))) (nf a (cddr c)))) (t (append (list (implode (nf a (car c)))) (nf a (cdr c)))))) (defun...