| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 251 of 2298 |
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 252 of 2298 |
May those that love us love us; and those that don't love us, may
God turn their hearts; and if he doesn't turn their hearts, may
he turn their ankles so we'll know them by their limping.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 253 of 2298 |
May you die in bed at 95, shot by a jealous spouse.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 254 of 2298 |
May you have many beautiful and obedient daughters.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 255 of 2298 |
May you have many handsome and obedient sons.
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May you have warm words on a cold evening,
a full moon on a dark night,
and a smooth road all the way to your door.
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May you live in uninteresting times.
-- Chinese proverb
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May your camel be as swift as the wind.
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May your SO always know when you need a hug.
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May your Tongue stick to the Roof of your
Mouth with the Force of a Thousand Caramels.
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