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Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2241 of 2327

Life is too short to be taken seriously.
                -- O. Wilde
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2242 of 2327

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.
                -- Storm Jameson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2243 of 2327

Life is wasted on the living.
                -- The Restaurant at the Edge of the Universe.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2244 of 2327

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
                -- John Lennon, "Beautiful Boy"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2245 of 2327

Life, like beer, is merely borrowed.
                -- Don Reed
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2246 of 2327

Life may have no meaning, or, even worse,
it may have a meaning of which you disapprove.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2247 of 2327

Life only demands from you the strength you possess.
Only one feat is possible -- not to have run away.
                -- Dag Hammarskjold
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2248 of 2327

Life Sucks.  Cynical, misanthropic male, 34, looking for soul mate but
certain not to find her.  Drop me a note.  I'll call you, we'll talk and
I'll ask you out to dinner where I'll probably spend more than I can
afford in a feeble attempt to impress you.  Then we'll realize we have
absolutely nothing in common and we'll go our separate ways, more
embittered and depressed than before (if such a thing is possible).
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2249 of 2327

Life sucks, but death doesn't put out at all.
                -- Thomas J. Kopp
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2250 of 2327

Life without caffeine is stimulating enough.
                -- Sanka Ad
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