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Life is too short to be taken seriously.
-- O. Wilde
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Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.
-- Storm Jameson
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Life is wasted on the living.
-- The Restaurant at the Edge of the Universe.
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Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
-- John Lennon, "Beautiful Boy"
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Life, like beer, is merely borrowed.
-- Don Reed
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Life may have no meaning, or, even worse,
it may have a meaning of which you disapprove.
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Life only demands from you the strength you possess.
Only one feat is possible -- not to have run away.
-- Dag Hammarskjold
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Life Sucks. Cynical, misanthropic male, 34, looking for soul mate but
certain not to find her. Drop me a note. I'll call you, we'll talk and
I'll ask you out to dinner where I'll probably spend more than I can
afford in a feeble attempt to impress you. Then we'll realize we have
absolutely nothing in common and we'll go our separate ways, more
embittered and depressed than before (if such a thing is possible).
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Life sucks, but death doesn't put out at all.
-- Thomas J. Kopp
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Life without caffeine is stimulating enough.
-- Sanka Ad