Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday November 9, 2007

Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let...
Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.

A box without hinges, key, or lid, Yet golden treasure inside...
A box without hinges, key, or lid, Yet golden treasure inside is hid. -- J.R. Tolkien

Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs...
Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live. -- Dorothy Parker, "Resume", 1926

Ray's Rule of Precision: Measure with a micrometer...
Ray's Rule of Precision: Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe.

... "fire" does not matter, "earth"...
... "fire" does not matter, "earth" and "air" and "water" do not matter. "I" do not matter. No word matters. But man forgets reality and remembers words. The more words he remembers, the cleverer...

God grant us the serenity to accept the things we cannot...
God grant us the serenity to accept the things we cannot change, courage to change the things we can, and wisdom to know the difference.