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May you live in uninteresting times.
-- Chinese proverb
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May your camel be as swift as the wind.
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May your SO always know when you need a hug.
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May your Tongue stick to the Roof of your
Mouth with the Force of a Thousand Caramels.
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Maybe ain't ain't so correct, but I notice that
lots of folks who ain't using ain't ain't eatin' well.
-- Will Rogers
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Maybe Computer Science should be in the College of Theology.
-- R.S. Barton
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Maybe Jesus was right when he said that the meek shall inherit the
earth -- but they inherit very small plots, about six feet by three.
-- Lazarus Long
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"Maybe we can get together and show off to each other sometimes."
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"Maybe we should think of this as one perfect week... where we found each
other, and loved each other... and then let each other go before anyone
had to seek professional help."
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Maybe you can't buy happiness, but
these days you can certainly charge it.
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