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Jun 12, 2015

When a person goes on a diet, the first thing he loses is...
When a person goes on a diet, the first thing he loses is his temper.

When all else fails, EAT!!!
When all else fails, EAT!!!

When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make...
When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip. -- Ignatius Reilly

"When you wake up in the morning, Pooh," said...
"When you wake up in the morning, Pooh," said Piglet at last, "what's the first thing you say to yourself?" "What's for breakfast?" said Pooh. "What do you say, Piglet?" "I say, I wonder what's going...

When you're dining out and you suspect something's wrong,...
When you're dining out and you suspect something's wrong, you're probably right.


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