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Jun 29, 2015

Chocolate chip.
Chocolate chip.

DELETE A FORTUNE! Don't some of these...
DELETE A FORTUNE! Don't some of these fortunes just drive you nuts?! Wouldn't you like to see some of them deleted from the system? You can! Just mail to `fortune' with the fortune you hate most, and we'll make sure it gets expunged.

Did you know about the -o option of the fortune program?...
Did you know about the -o option of the fortune program? It makes a selection from a set of offensive and/or obscene fortunes. Why not try it, and see how offended you are? The -a ("all") option will select a fortune at random from either the offensive...

Do not read this fortune under penalty of law. Violators will...
Do not read this fortune under penalty of law. Violators will be prosecuted. (Penal Code sec. 2.3.2 (II.a.))

For 20 dollars, I'll give you a good fortune next time ...
For 20 dollars, I'll give you a good fortune next time ...


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