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Jun 30, 2015

Bumper sticker: All the parts falling off this car ...
Bumper sticker: All the parts falling off this car are of the very finest British manufacture.

Bunker's Admonition: You cannot buy beer; you can only...
Bunker's Admonition: You cannot buy beer; you can only rent it.

BURBULATION: The obsessive act of opening and closing...
BURBULATION: The obsessive act of opening and closing a refrigerator door in an attempt to catch it before the automatic light comes on. -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends

Bureau Termination, Law of: When a government bureau...
Bureau Termination, Law of: When a government bureau is scheduled to be phased out, the number of employees in that bureau will double within 12 months after the decision is made.

bureaucracy, n: A method for transforming energy into...
bureaucracy, n: A method for transforming energy into solid waste.


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