Freebsd Fortunes 6

Use a pun, go to jail.

Use an accordion.  Go to jail.
                -- KFOG, San Francisco

Use what talents you possess: the woods would be very silent
if no birds sang there except those that sang best.
                -- Henry Van Dyke

USENET would be a better laboratory is there were
more labor and less oratory.
                -- Elizabeth Haley

USER:
        A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.

User hostile.

user, n:
        The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot."
                -- Dave Barry, "Claw Your Way to the Top"

[I always thought "computer professional" was the phrase hackers used
 when they meant "idiot."  Ed.]

Using TSO is like kicking a dead whale down the beach.
                -- S.C. Johnson

Using [Windows] for any sort of serious work is like playing an old
text-based adventure game.  You're five feet from making it to your
goal, when bup-POW! a ten ton rock falls on your head.  Because you
didn't disarm the trap three hours before.  [...]

I always hated those adventure games.
                -- David Gerard

Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef.
                -- Tom Robbins