Freebsd Fortunes 6

The beauty of a pun is in the "Oy!" of the beholder.

The beer-cooled computer does not harm the ozone layer.
                -- John M. Ford, a.k.a. Dr. Mike

        [If I can read my notes from the Ask Dr. Mike session at Baycon, I
         believe he added that the beer-cooled computer uses "Forget Only
         Memory".  Ed.]

The best audience is intelligent, well-educated and a little drunk.
                -- Maurice Baring

The best book on programming for the layman is "Alice in Wonderland";
but that's because it's the best book on anything for the layman.

The best case:     Get salary from America, build a house in England,
                        live with a Japanese wife, and eat Chinese food.
Pretty good case:  Get salary from England, build a house in America,
                        live with a Chinese wife, and eat Japanese food.
The worst case:    Get salary from China, build a house in Japan,
                        live with a British wife, and eat American food.

                --Bungei Shunju, a popular Japanese magazine

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
                -- W.C. Fields

The best defense against logic is ignorance.

The best definition of a gentleman is a man who can play the accordion --
but doesn't.
                -- Tom Crichton

The best diplomat I know is a fully activated phaser bank.
                -- Scotty

The best equipment for your work is, of course, the most expensive.
However, your neighbor is always wasting money that should be yours
by judging things by their price.