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The best case:     Get salary from America, build a house in England,
                        live with a Japanese wife, and eat Chinese food.
Pretty good case:  Get salary from England, build a house in America,
                        live with a Chinese wife, and eat Japanese food.
The worst case:    Get salary from China, build a house in Japan,
                        live with a British wife, and eat American food.

                --Bungei Shunju, a popular Japanese magazine
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  352 of 2171

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
                -- W.C. Fields
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  353 of 2171

The best defense against logic is ignorance.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  354 of 2171

The best definition of a gentleman is a man who can play the accordion --
but doesn't.
                -- Tom Crichton
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  355 of 2171

The best diplomat I know is a fully activated phaser bank.
                -- Scotty
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  356 of 2171

The best equipment for your work is, of course, the most expensive.
However, your neighbor is always wasting money that should be yours
by judging things by their price.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  357 of 2171

The best executive is one who has sense enough to pick good people to do
what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with
them while they do it.
                -- Theodore Roosevelt
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  358 of 2171

The best laid plans of mice and men are held up in the legal department.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  359 of 2171

The best laid plans of mice and men are usually about equal.
                -- Blair
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  360 of 2171

The best man for the job is often a woman.
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