Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday May 3, 2007

A little inaccuracy saves a world of explanation...
A little inaccuracy saves a world of explanation. -- C.E. Ayres

I love treason but hate a traitor. -- Gaius...
I love treason but hate a traitor. -- Gaius Julius Caesar

Come live with me and be my love, And we will some...
Come live with me and be my love, And we will some new pleasures prove Of golden sands and crystal brooks With silken lines, and silver hooks. There's nothing that I wouldn't do If you would be my POSSLQ. You live with me, and I with you, And you will...

To get something done, a committee should consist of no more...
To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three persons, two of them absent.