Humor: Best of Fortunes for the month of October, 2007

The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of...
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.

Come, you spirits That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex...
Come, you spirits That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here, And fill me, from the crown to the toe, top-full Of direst cruelty! make thick my blood, Stop up the access and passage to remorse That no compunctious visiting of nature Shake my fell...

I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence...
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. -- H.L. Mencken

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

"The Computer made me do it."
"The Computer made me do it."

God is Dead -- Nietzsche Nietzsche is Dead ...
God is Dead -- Nietzsche Nietzsche is Dead -- God Nietzsche is God -- The Dead

Proposed Additions to the PDP-11 Instruction Set: PI ...
Proposed Additions to the PDP-11 Instruction Set: PI Punch Invalid POPI Punch Operator Immediately PVLC Punch Variable Length Card RASC Read And Shred Card RPM Read Programmers Mind RSSC reduce speed, step carefully (for improved...

Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty...
Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. -- Woody Allen

The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away...
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I will walk carefully. -- Russian Proverb