Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday May 1, 2007

A closed mouth gathers no foot.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.

A gleekzorp without a tornpee is like a quop without...
A gleekzorp without a tornpee is like a quop without a fertsneet (sort of).

A good name lost is seldom regained. When character...
A good name lost is seldom regained. When character is gone, all is gone, and one of the richest jewels of life is lost forever. -- J. Hawes

Ain't no right way to do a wrong thing. --...
Ain't no right way to do a wrong thing. -- The Mad Dogtender