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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday April 28, 2008


A gifted young fellow from Sparta Was widely renowned as...
A gifted young fellow from Sparta Was widely renowned as a farta'. He could fart anything From "Of Thee I Sing," To Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata."

It isn't easy being a Friday kind of person in a Monday kind...
It isn't easy being a Friday kind of person in a Monday kind of world.

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