Humor: Best of Fortunes for the month of January, 2008

The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of...
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence...
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. -- H.L. Mencken

What one fool can do, another can. -- Ancient...
What one fool can do, another can. -- Ancient Simian Proverb

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have...
There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. -- Ernest Hemingway

If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back,...
If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back, then call them up when you're drunk.

What's love but a second-hand emotion? -- Tina...
What's love but a second-hand emotion? -- Tina Turner

"The best thing for being sad," replied Merlin,...
"The best thing for being sad," replied Merlin, beginning to puff and blow, "is to learn something. That's the only thing that never fails. You may grow old and trembling in your anatomies, you may lie awake at night listening to...

A dozen, a gross, and a score, Plus three times the square root...
A dozen, a gross, and a score, Plus three times the square root of four, Divided by seven, Plus five times eleven, Equals nine squared plus zero, no more.

A limerick packs laughs anatomical Into space that is quite...
A limerick packs laughs anatomical Into space that is quite economical. But the good ones I've seen So seldom are clean, And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

F u cn rd ths u cnt spl wrth a dm!
F u cn rd ths u cnt spl wrth a dm!