Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday June 10, 2015

There was a young plumber named Lee Who was plumbing his girl...
There was a young plumber named Lee Who was plumbing his girl by the sea. She said, "Stop your plumbing, There's somebody coming" Said the plumber, still plumbing, "It's me."

A failure will not appear until a unit has passed final...
A failure will not appear until a unit has passed final inspection.

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems...
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. -- P. Erdos

A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms...
A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms. -- George Wald

A scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents...
A scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them see the light, but rather because its opponents eventually die and a new generation grows up that is familiar with it. -- Max Planck

Kleeneness is next to Godelness.
Kleeneness is next to Godelness.

Klein bottle for rent -- inquire within.
Klein bottle for rent -- inquire within.