Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday June 5, 2015

Steady movement is more important than speed, much of the time...
Steady movement is more important than speed, much of the time. So long as there is a regular progression of stimuli to get your mental hooks into, there is room for lateral movement. Once this begins, its rate is a matter of discretion...

Tobacco is a filthy weed, That from the devil does proceed;...
Tobacco is a filthy weed, That from the devil does proceed; It drains your purse, it burns your clothes, And makes a chimney of your nose. -- B. Waterhouse