Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday February 12, 2025

A girl of uncertain nativity Had an ass of extreme sensitivity ...
A girl of uncertain nativity Had an ass of extreme sensitivity While she sat on the lap Of a German or Jap, She could sense Fifth Column activity.

There was a young girl named Ann Heuser Who swore that no...
There was a young girl named Ann Heuser Who swore that no man could surprise her. But Pabst took a chance, Found a Schlitz in her pants, And now she is sadder Budweiser.

Aberdeen was so small that when the family with the car went...
Aberdeen was so small that when the family with the car went on vacation, the gas station and drive-in theatre had to close.