Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday January 20, 2006

On the night before her family moved from Kansas to California,...
On the night before her family moved from Kansas to California, the little girl knelt by her bed to say her prayers. "God bless Mommy and Daddy and Keith and Kim," she said. As she began to get up, she quickly added, "Oh, and God, this...

The Czechs announced after Sputnik that they, too, would launch...
The Czechs announced after Sputnik that they, too, would launch a satellite. Of course, it would orbit Sputnik, not Earth!

The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have to live...
The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have to live elsewhere.