Freebsd Fortunes 3

Ginger Snap

Ginsberg's Theorem:
        1. You can't win.
        2. You can't break even.
        3. You can't even quit the game.

Freeman's Commentary on Ginsberg's theorem:

        Every major philosophy that attempts to make life seem
        meaningful is based on the negation of one part of Ginsberg's
        Theorem.  To wit:

        1. Capitalism is based on the assumption that you can win.
        2. Socialism is based on the assumption that you can break even.
        3. Mysticism is based on the assumption that you can quit the game.

Ginsburg's Law:
        At the precise moment you take off your shoe in a shoe store, your
big toe will pop out of your sock to see what's going on.

GIVE:   Support the helpless victims of computer error.

Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll invite himself over for dinner.
                -- Calvin Keegan

Give a small boy a hammer and he will find
that everything he encounters needs pounding.

Give a woman an inch  and she'll park a car in it.

Give all orders verbally.  Never write anything down
that might go into a "Pearl Harbor File".

Give him an evasive answer.

Give me a fish and I will eat today.
Teach me to fish and I will eat forever.