Freebsd Fortunes 4

If you live long enough, you'll see that every victory turns into a defeat.
                -- Simone De Beauvoir

If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made
because very few people die past the age of a hundred.
                -- George Burns

If you lived today as if it were your last, you'd buy up a box of rockets
and fire them all off, wouldn't you?
                -- Garrison Keillor

If you look good and dress well, you don't need a purpose in life.
                -- Robert Pante, fashion consultant

If you look like your driver's license photo -- see a doctor.
If you look like your passport photo -- it's too late for a doctor.

If you lose a son you can always get another,
but there's only one Maltese Falcon.
                -- Sidney Greenstreet, "The Maltese Falcon"

If you lose your temper at a newspaper columnist, he'll get rich,
or famous or both.

If you lose your temper at a newspaper columnist,
he'll get rich or famous or both.

If you love someone, set them free.
If they don't come back, then call them up when you're drunk.

If you love something set it free.  If it doesn't
come back to you, hunt it down and kill it.