Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday January 26, 2014

There was a young girl from the Bronix Who had a vagina...
There was a young girl from the Bronix Who had a vagina of onyx. She had so much `tsoris' With her clitoris, She traded it in for a Packard.

Bozo is the Brotherhood of Zips and Others. Bozos are people...
Bozo is the Brotherhood of Zips and Others. Bozos are people who band together for fun and profit. They have no jobs. Anybody who goes on a tour is a Bozo. Why does a Bozo cross the street? Because there's a Bozo on the other side. It comes from...

Win98 is called Win98 because it is 98% slower than Linux.
Win98 is called Win98 because it is 98% slower than Linux.

Win98 is called Win98 because no matter how fast your computer...
Win98 is called Win98 because no matter how fast your computer is, Windoze will use up 98% of the system resources for itself.