Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday April 8, 2014

Q: Who cuts the grass on Walton's Mountain? A: Lawn...
Q: Who cuts the grass on Walton's Mountain? A: Lawn Boy.

Q: Why did the astrophysicist order three hamburgers? A: ...
Q: Why did the astrophysicist order three hamburgers? A: Because he was hungry.

Q: Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? A: ...
Q: Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? A: To see what was on the other side. Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering wheels? A: More head room. Q: How does a blonde turn on the light after having sex? A: She opens...

A water pipe suited miss Hunt; She used it for many a bunt...
A water pipe suited miss Hunt; She used it for many a bunt. But the unlucky wench Got it caught in her trench --- It took twenty-two men and a big Stillson wrench, To get the thing out of her cunt.

According to a recent and unscientific national survey, smiling...
According to a recent and unscientific national survey, smiling is something everyone should do at least 6 times a day. In an effort to increase the national average (the US ranks third among the world's superpowers in smiling), Xerox has instructed...