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Q: Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering wheels?
A: More head room.
Q: How does a blonde turn on the light after having sex?
A: She opens the car door.
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: He was giving it last rites.
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To see his friend Gregory peck.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
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Q: Why did the germ cross the microscope?
A: To get to the other slide.
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Q: Why did the lone ranger kill Tonto?
A: He found out what "kimosabe" really means.
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Q: Why did the mathematician name his dog "Cauchy"?
A: Because he left a residue at every pole.
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Q: Why did the programmer call his mother long distance?
A: Because that was her name.
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Q: Why did the WASP cross the road?
A: To get to the middle.
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Q: Why do ducks have big flat feet?
A: To stamp out forest fires.
Q: Why do elephants have big flat feet?
A: To stamp out flaming ducks.
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Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
A: To conform with departmental regulations concerning uniform dress.
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