Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday November 4, 2015

A young lad named Lester McGraw Caught a stranger on top of...
A young lad named Lester McGraw Caught a stranger on top of his Maw. As he watched him stick her He said, with a snicker, "You do it much faster than Paw."

The boy stood on the burning deck, Eating peanuts by...
The boy stood on the burning deck, Eating peanuts by the peck. His father called him, but he could not go, For he loved those peanuts so.