Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday November 12, 2015

There was a young lady named Banker, Who slept while the ship...
There was a young lady named Banker, Who slept while the ship lay at anchor, She woke in dismay, When she heard the mate say, "Now hoist up the topsheet and spanker."

See, these two penguins walked into a bar, which was really...
See, these two penguins walked into a bar, which was really stupid, 'cause the second one should have seen it.

After all, it is only the mediocre who are always at their...
After all, it is only the mediocre who are always at their best. -- Jean Giraudoux