Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday December 27, 2015

Q: How do you know when you're in the <ethnic>...
Q: How do you know when you're in the <ethnic> section of Vermont? A: The maple sap buckets are hanging on utility poles.

There was a little girl Who had a little curl Right in...
There was a little girl Who had a little curl Right in the middle of her forehead. When she was good, she was very, very good And when she was bad, she was very, very popular. -- Max Miller, "The Max Miller Blue Book"