Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday January 10, 2016

There was a young harlot named Schwartz Whose cock-pit...
There was a young harlot named Schwartz Whose cock-pit was studded with warts, And they tickled so nice She drew a high price From the studs at the summer resorts. Her pimp, a young fellow named Biddle, Was seldom hard up for a diddle, ...