Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday February 10, 2016

Every program has at least one bug and can be shortened by...
Every program has at least one bug and can be shortened by at least one instruction -- from which, by induction, one can deduce that every program can be reduced to one instruction which doesn't work.

There once was a young man from France Who waited ten years...
There once was a young man from France Who waited ten years for his chance; Then he muffed it...

There was a young fellow named Harry, Had a joint that...
There was a young fellow named Harry, Had a joint that was long, huge and scary. He grabbed him a virgin, Who, without any urgin', Immediately spread like a fairy.

I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except...
I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that M&Ms really DO melt in your hand. -- Peter Oakley