Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday February 7, 2016

There once was a young girl from Natches Who chanced to be born...
There once was a young girl from Natches Who chanced to be born with two snatches She often said, "Shit! I'd give either tit For a guy with equipment that matches."

There was a fat lady of China Who'd a really enormous vagina, ...
There was a fat lady of China Who'd a really enormous vagina, And when she was dead They painted it red, And used it for docking a liner.

Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?" 1st customer:...
Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?" 1st customer: "I'll have tea." 2nd customer: "Me, too -- and be sure the glass is clean!" (Waiter exits, returns) Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"