Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday March 25, 2016

There once was a man with a hernia Who said to his doctor,...
There once was a man with a hernia Who said to his doctor, "Gol dern ya, When you work on my middle Be sure you don't fiddle With things that do not concern ya."

There was a young plumber named Lee Who was plumbing his girl...
There was a young plumber named Lee Who was plumbing his girl by the sea. She said, "Stop your plumbing, There's somebody coming" Said the plumber, still plumbing, "It's me."

My uncle Murray conquered Egypt in 53 B.C. And I can prove...
My uncle Murray conquered Egypt in 53 B.C. And I can prove it too!!