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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday March 7, 2016


There once was a man named McSweeny Who spilled lots of gin...
There once was a man named McSweeny Who spilled lots of gin on his weeney So just to be couth He added vermouth And slipped his best girl a martini.

The probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio...
The probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio to its desirability.

About all some men accomplish in life is to send a son...
About all some men accomplish in life is to send a son to Harvard.

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