Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday June 3, 2016

There was a young girl of Pitlochry Who was had by a man in...
There was a young girl of Pitlochry Who was had by a man in a rockery. She said, "Oh! You've come All over my bum; This isn't a fuck -- it's a mockery."

There was a young girl of Rangoon Who was blocked by the Man...
There was a young girl of Rangoon Who was blocked by the Man in the Moon. "Well, it has been great fun," She remarked when he'd done, "But I'm sorry you came quite so soon."

Executive ability is prominent in your make-up.
Executive ability is prominent in your make-up.