Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday June 15, 2016

In order to discover who you are, first learn who everybody...
In order to discover who you are, first learn who everybody else is; you're what's left.

A clerical student named Pryne Through pain sought to reach...
A clerical student named Pryne Through pain sought to reach the divine: He wore a hair shirt, Quite often ate dirt, And bathed every Friday in brine. -- Edward Gorey

There once was a lady named Carter, Fell in love with a virile...
There once was a lady named Carter, Fell in love with a virile young Tartar. She stripped off his pants, At his prick quickly glanced, And cried: "For that I'll be a martyr!"

There was a young man from Bear Ridge Who had strange ideas...
There was a young man from Bear Ridge Who had strange ideas about marriage. He fucked his wife's mother And sucked off her brother And ate up her sister's miscarriage.