Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday March 22, 2018

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!

There was a young girl of Aberystwyth Who screwed every...
There was a young girl of Aberystwyth Who screwed every man that she kissed with. She tickled the balls Of the men in the halls, And pulled on the prongs that they pissed with.

There was an old man of Calcutta Who spied through a chink...
There was an old man of Calcutta Who spied through a chink in the shutter. But all he could see Was his wife's bare knee, And the back of the bloke who was up her.