Humor: Worst of Fortunes for the month of April, 2018

There once was a bishop from Birmingham Who deflowered young...
There once was a bishop from Birmingham Who deflowered young girls while confirming 'em. As they knelt on the hassock He lifted his cassock And slipped his episcopal worm in 'em.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!

There once was a young man from Boston Who drove around town...
There once was a young man from Boston Who drove around town in an Austin, There was room for his ass, And a gallon of gas, So he hung out his balls and he lost 'em.

There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that...
There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that it bent. To save himself trouble He put it in double And instead of coming, he went.

ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken...
ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in...

Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote \#19: Q: Doctor, how many...
Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote \#19: Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies have been performed on dead people.

THE STORY OF CREATION or ...
THE STORY OF CREATION or THE MYTH OF URK In the beginning there was data. The data was without form and null, and darkness was upon the face of the console; and the Spirit of IBM was moving over...

Every dog has its day, but the nights belong to the pussycats.
Every dog has its day, but the nights belong to the pussycats.

Fame may be fleeting but obscurity is forever.
Fame may be fleeting but obscurity is forever.

For people who like that kind of book, that is the kind of book...
For people who like that kind of book, that is the kind of book they will like.