Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday October 1, 2022

A blind rabbit was hopping through the woods, tripping over...
A blind rabbit was hopping through the woods, tripping over logs and crashing into trees. At the same time, a blind snake was slithering through the same forest, with identical results. They chanced to collide head-on in a clearing...

I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct...
I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question. -- Spock, "This Side of Paradise", stardate 3417.3

It is undignified for a woman to play servant to a man who...
It is undignified for a woman to play servant to a man who is not hers. -- Spock, "Amok Time", stardate 3372.7