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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday October 16, 2022


Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light...
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. Only it's his light bulb when he's done.

A certain young sheik of Algiers Said to his harem, "My...
A certain young sheik of Algiers Said to his harem, "My dears, Though you may think it odd of me, I'm tired of just sodomy Let's try straight fucking." (loud cheers!)

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