Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday November 23, 2022

A pretty young lady named Vogel Once sat herself down on...
A pretty young lady named Vogel Once sat herself down on a molehill. A curious mole Nosed into her hole -- Ms. Vogel's okay, but the mole's ill.

There was a young man named Knute Who had warts all over...
There was a young man named Knute Who had warts all over his root. He put acid on these And now when he pees, He fingers the thing like a flute.