Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday November 15, 2022

There once was a bishop from Birmingham Who deflowered young...
There once was a bishop from Birmingham Who deflowered young girls while confirming 'em. As they knelt on the hassock He lifted his cassock And slipped his episcopal worm in 'em.

There once was a boy named Carruthers Who was busily fucking...
There once was a boy named Carruthers Who was busily fucking his mother "I know it's a sin," He said, shoving it in, "But it's better than blowing my brother."

There was a young man of Arras Who stretched himself out on...
There was a young man of Arras Who stretched himself out on the grass, And with no little trouble, He bent himself double, And stuck his prick well up his ass.