Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday December 23, 2022

There was a young lady of Rhyll In an omnibus was taken ill, ...
There was a young lady of Rhyll In an omnibus was taken ill, So she called the conductor, Who got in and fucked her, Which did more good than a pill.

100 buckets of bits on the bus 100 buckets of bits Take...
100 buckets of bits on the bus 100 buckets of bits Take one down, short it to ground FF buckets of bits on the bus FF buckets of bits on the bus FF buckets of bits Take one down, short it to ground FE buckets of bits on the bus ad infinitum...

A Elbereth Gilthoniel, silivren penna m'iriel o menel aglar...
A Elbereth Gilthoniel, silivren penna m'iriel o menel aglar elenath! Na chaered palan-d'iriel o galadhremmin ennorath, Fanuilos, le linnathon nef aear, s'i nef aearon! -- J. R. R. Tolkien

A cousin of mine once said about money, money is always there...
A cousin of mine once said about money, money is always there but the pockets change; it is not in the same pockets after a change, and that is all there is to say about money. -- Gertrude Stein

Ladles and Jellyspoons! I come before you to stand behind...
Ladles and Jellyspoons! I come before you to stand behind you, To tell you something I know nothing about. Since next Thursday will be Good Friday, There will be a fathers' meeting, for mothers only. Wear your best clothes, if you don't have any,...