Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday July 14, 2022

Beware of a tall black man with one blond shoe.
Beware of a tall black man with one blond shoe.

A highly aesthetic young Jew Had eyes of a heavenly blue; ...
A highly aesthetic young Jew Had eyes of a heavenly blue; The end of his dillie Was shaped like a lilly, And his balls were too utterly two!

A maiden who wrote of big cities Some songs full of love,...
A maiden who wrote of big cities Some songs full of love, fun and pities, Sold her stuff at the shop Of a musical wop Who played with her soft little titties.

There once was a young man from Boston Who drove around town...
There once was a young man from Boston Who drove around town in an Austin, There was room for his ass, And a gallon of gas, So he hung out his balls and he lost 'em.

There was a young lady of Gloucester Whose friends they thought...
There was a young lady of Gloucester Whose friends they thought they had lost her Till they found on the grass The marks of her arse, And the knees of the man who had crossed her.

Though most of the crewmen are whites, Uhura has full equal...
Though most of the crewmen are whites, Uhura has full equal rights. Her crewmates, you see, Love De-mo-cra-cy, And the way that she fills out her tights.